Candidate for the position of ANUSA Elections - General Secretary

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D'Arcy Todd (Jedi Council for ANUSA)

Brian Schmidt made the university a $150 million profit last year, whilst overseeing mass course cuts, degree extinctions & staff layoffs. Despite this, he still managed to get himself a payday that’s higher than the Prime Minister’s salary. Help us restore balance to the universe by voting in a bunch of Jedis, who Mr.Schmidt will be obliged to meet with every fortnight. And yes, we will be wearing the Jedi robes to every. single. meeting. If I get secretary I hope to use the Anusa budget to improve Anu life by funding one hunger games style treasure hunt in search of buried gold each year.